can Gawker buy one and report the “Made in ...” info included. These are like guaranteed 100% made in China. Please find out.

this needs to happen. For fux sake that is just stupid simple production smarts.

recently ordered king-size platform bed. Amazon had contracted delivery bring 1/2 the boxes but not 2nd 1/2 —which is a problem for assembly. We complained, Amazon had no clue what happened to 2nd half and worked to track it down. 3 weeks later theygave up and sent us return shipping forms and scheduled another…

Pintojet? (if you hit it just right)

Geez, slimy fucker punches the wife twice to get his old pops into this losing group hug. Did the mics pick up his uncontrollable sobbing? Daddy, Heidi, and God told him he was gonna be President — guess they all LIED.

Zombie apocalypse = Hummer? Nope, nope, nope. Watcha need is one of these set about neck high.

bet if somebody squeezed their hands down the seat cushions they find a baggy or 2 of blow and enough 'ludes to wizz-dizzy a week.

weenie moist-chamois'd chromed & wood poser don't need to post

oooh, now I got visions of one of them haulin' azz across a desert dystopia w/ Mad Max extras hanging on

this little D still ain't nothin' but a turd inna toilet. woulda been fitting to hear that Benny Hill sax as the music bed.

Pontiac? NO ... may it die a thousand deaths. Nothing but a mid-tier GM slop trough of rebadged crap. For how many friggin' years did GM slap a diff grill, altered lights, or some other superficial body flare and fuckin' phoenix decal onto an existing model just to wring a few more $s outta Hamm's beer belching…

the one and only time that "Keep Calm & Carry On" is an applicable response

Whatinthefuckin'hell — Rinspeed def hittin' that Head Cheese strain. I had to go take a peek and wtf they're conceptin' is like mega-juiced hybridized pure golden haze. Ball to walls RINderknecht — bist du bekifft?

whoa, i've been blissfully ignorant of this beast. surfing for pics reveals the brilliant tach/speedo set up — that's retro-awesome. though dash face as tacky as '70s shag & paneled basement and a vacant void for any knob-turners.

itsa beauty! EMTs just scoop the rougher bits back up onto the stretcher and slip it all into a body bag and they're good to go. Daredevil's left hand looks like its throttle, brake, and steering — not sure how that works in an "ohhhh shit" moment or for a right hander

it ain't and neither is barely ... now throw an "ad" onto yer verb and you're good to go

a Yugo with plywood sheets on top? Shitz, you almost saw yerself a ReSource 2000 Zastava Zephyr — a unique DIY kinda flying car. Yer stunt pilot just needed a bit more afterburner coming down the hill from Superior and he coulda made for the Flatirons.

just as often it's some riced & primer'd Civic that's been Krylon sprayed with AutoZone exhaust tips peeking out it's azz end with the wannabe-tuners in cheap "custom" buckets going deaf to 5Hz Clown Posse bass beating outta WalMart special subs. Those are the friggin' dikstiks swerving cross 3 lanes of I-95.

i love, love how much time y'all take to shiny up that armor-all'd dash compared to the rest of the beast.