The good news is that his splitter looks great.

I used to think my ex was speaking extemporaneously when she said, “If you want to go, go. You two deserve each other.” Now I realize she was just butchering an African proverb and not actually trying to hurt my feelings. I’m going to call her and tell her about this funny misunderstanding. Thanks!

No, see these were all said by a person NAMED Africa. That's where the confusion comes in.

This. Penny-Arcade actually has something about life in it, not just punchlines that require knowledge about a specific in joke in a specific game. They actually matured as writers and artists.

The ref didn’t skate into Wideman either. Wideman skated in a straight line and cross-checked him. The argument is Wideman did this because he was “concussed”. If Wideman were to get out of his cheapshot because of a concussion, what’s to stop every other asshole player (like Bertuzzi) to start blaming concussions for…

Yeah, I know. I’m not yet 40, and the short term memory loss is a killer, and the migraines suck. Good times.

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This is what happens when the dense get pressure.

Manziel had ... a mandatory visit with team doctors as part of his concussion protocol. ... By the end of the day, the Browns still had no idea where he was.

Those politicians actually had policy positions that weren’t based solely on fear and racism and xenophobia. I coul legitimately say “I don’t support the Iraq war, but I support Bush’s plan to lower taxes” or “Chris Christie has a good transportation proposal.” Donald Trump’s only concrete policies have to do with…

Not to toot my own horn (ok, it’s all about tooting my own horn), but my analysis was far more concise and accurate (though admittedly not nearly as well written) and you assholes didn’t even have to pay me

My friend Jerry makes $5000 per month and he never has to leave the house! And you can too!

Football related concussions claim another victim.

RIP...

The FNAF Shining... it explains itself.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

You know, Payday 2 is a bit friendly with DLC. You can’t start DLC levels, but you can join them. Which just blows away a lot of games.