Is that from Naked Gun?

If only the teacher had a gun...and instruction in how to use the gun...and follow-up instruction in how to respond to crisis scenarios...and continual follow-up training to keep those skills fresh...and constant practice on top of their other duties...and ammunition to continually train...and so on and so on and so…

This one is so universal. I could use this every day. All day.

Stephen A taking on the NBA.

So it’s now Rebecca Chambers cosplaying as Cammy?

Also of note, Uber just announced their next cover athlete.

Bob : ‘Shit! Get down! What the hell dinosaur is that?!’

You aren’t like those conservatives who speak for family values while cheating with their male intern and covering up the abortion they forced their secretary to get? Do you secretly love cats? It’s just very suspicious how anti-cat you are.

He means, calling the current Deus Ex games Open world is dumb because they are nothing more than a few hubs you can wander around in, but nothing like actual open world games like the Witcher etc.

The decision not to localise it was Warner Bros fault, not Microsoft. I see it all the time. No one can tell the diferrence between DEVELOPER...AND PUBLISHER. That’s like when people said EA ruined Battlefield 4. EA didn’t screw it up, DICE did.

I’m not sure if this comment is elsewhere here, I’m writing in a rush before I head out; but, I think Jon Stewart might have encapsulated the spirit of this pizza best when he said, “it looks like a bunch of uncircumcised Italian men circle-jerking onto a pizza.”

How did you come up with your burner name? We all know you’re secretly a middle-aged woman who thinks there’s too much violence on TV, everyone drives too fast, and those kids won’t stay off your lawn.

Latest generation has the best access to information humanity has ever had. Refuses to use it any fashion to look up dates and compare. Yay!

or a screen shot of sleeping dogs

Maybe his tires weren’t properly inflated.

Pedophilia doesn't seem like such an arbitrary line to me.

You know, at DeviantArt, this is considered tame (and sensible!)

to be honest I never watch them for the game, It’s just fun to hear Mike talk/rant :3

I pity the fool that hasn't seen a black man with a Mohawk and black leather boots.