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This is what happens when the dense get pressure.

Manziel had ... a mandatory visit with team doctors as part of his concussion protocol. ... By the end of the day, the Browns still had no idea where he was.

Those politicians actually had policy positions that weren’t based solely on fear and racism and xenophobia. I coul legitimately say “I don’t support the Iraq war, but I support Bush’s plan to lower taxes” or “Chris Christie has a good transportation proposal.” Donald Trump’s only concrete policies have to do with…

Not to toot my own horn (ok, it’s all about tooting my own horn), but my analysis was far more concise and accurate (though admittedly not nearly as well written) and you assholes didn’t even have to pay me

My friend Jerry makes $5000 per month and he never has to leave the house! And you can too!

Football related concussions claim another victim.

RIP...

The FNAF Shining... it explains itself.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

What a bullshit article. First of all what the fuck did the picture with the Skin + Mod serve to do? Nothing. Mods have always been in the game. And a +4 stability isnt really that good.

Even if +4 stability was a godsend, this isnt PVP. You arent competing vs anyone and you being able to play better helps the whole…

You know, Payday 2 is a bit friendly with DLC. You can’t start DLC levels, but you can join them. Which just blows away a lot of games.

Is that from Naked Gun?

If only the teacher had a gun...and instruction in how to use the gun...and follow-up instruction in how to respond to crisis scenarios...and continual follow-up training to keep those skills fresh...and constant practice on top of their other duties...and ammunition to continually train...and so on and so on and so…

This one is so universal. I could use this every day. All day.

Stephen A taking on the NBA.

So it’s now Rebecca Chambers cosplaying as Cammy?

Also of note, Uber just announced their next cover athlete.