Raiders of the Lost Orc?

They’re like its own little yamulke!

If Billy doesn’t get a part in the new production, I might hold my breath until I turned blue, just like when Mom wouldn’t let me watch the original show as punishment for things I swore my brothers did!

I thought he did a pretty good job on DS9

Or three...

Mumy should be John Robinson.

I bet Sean Patrick Flannery’s still available. Unless, you know, he’s got Powder 2: The Re-Powdering lined up.

I think River Phoenix will do a great job as a younger Han S—- wait, he what? Oh, nevermind.

He’s Han Solo the White now.

I wholeheartedly agree. I am not a comics reader, but I keep up through these articles, and they have definitely sparked an interest I haven’t had since I was young. There is a tendency to shit on everything on the internet, and that feel has somewhat wormed its way into io9. It’s nice to see someone who shares a bit…

I don’t. Play a Bard in a game I’m in and I will mock you.

You only get the Charger if you roll a Nat20 on your attack roll and your target fails their saving throw.

Elgort the Sage: level 4 wizard, level 3 tax accountant.

The lovable rogue starts to dance in front of the Evil Overlord to buy his party some time...? Yeah, I could see that in a D&D session.

He should be able to Summon a Dodge Charger, but only once a week.

While the movie plays, I want a small window in the lower corner showing all the dice rolls (to-hit, damage, and skill checks) while the action plays out on screen.

Fortunately they found another Brent Spiner scientist on Omicron Theta.