seriously, as a teen I would be all “I DON’T CARE IF I GROW A TAIL!!!! GET IT OUT!!!”

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

I call those people “serial monogamists.”

my father invented toaster strudel.

Not true. My dad invented cargo pants.

It’s like the whole torso region is shrunk

Is it just me or is her lower half like... weirdly photoshopped. Or is it just her pose? Something just seems off about it.

Okay, but which Pocket Monsters are the cutest?

Muk and Grimer are hated, but ugliest? Uglier than fucking Probopass?

AW Come On!

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

She seems to be a really great mother to her son with Tyga so I’m not that concerned.

The most hilarious photo of my 3 week old so far. She's the best.

Pro-tip for the uninsured/underinsured mamas-to-be: After you open that first envelope with a bill for eleventy kabillion dollars, like I did after my pre-eclampsia stay, my c-section, and our NICU stay, call the hospital’s billing office and request an itemized bill. Then, contest everything on that itemized bill…

The idea that we could control the process beyond the most basic level seems adorably quaint and naive in retrospect.

Here’s a little secret not all parents share because it feels wrong: You might not feel anything for your new baby when you meet him or her at first.

Yeah he did, he learned not to get caught next time. I’m sure that’s the lesson he’s learned.

I learned my lesson.

Mk 2, 16valve. I had the first year of the 16v, 1987. One of the best small cars I’ve driven / owned until I replaced it with a 1992 Vr6 Corrado.