Betamax or GTFO

I’m gonna buy a copy of this movie on Amazon.

Or replaced him with Joel McHale, the rich man’s Ryan Seacrest.

It would’ve made more sense if a show called Fuller House was about characters living in a Buckminsterfullerence-shaped house.

Dang it! I always guess Frank Stallone at the most inappropriate times.

I did not hit him. I did not.

That’s the same excuse he made when he quit Wonder Woman.

My high school English teacher said the exact same thing.

I’m not complaining.

Since Sam Loomis was said to have died years ago in Psycho II, I always assumed John Gavin had also died years ago.

I imagine the podcast is rife with technical issues that Boll simply ignores. And as a result, some episodes are just 90 minutes of static.

I just hope Boll isn’t so confused that goes out and beats up Wes Anderson.

Make Captain America Great Again

The same way they dealt with Short Round.

Bill & Ted’s Most Heinous Mid-Life Crisis

That’s exactly what I said when Dr. Henry Wu made his helicopter escape in Jurassic World. It was the only enjoyment I derived from that movie.

That sounds like an Adam Sandler movie.

Gummo?

If it doesn’t have Barry Nelson as the American OO7- Jimmy “Card Sense” Bond, it doesn’t count.

Raymond Chandler?