All I want is the restored original theatrical cuts of the classic trilogy on Blu-Ray, UHD or whatever the current physical video media format is. That’s all I’ve wanted from the Star Wars franchise since the early 2000's.

The judge must’ve been a Drake fan.

Why’d they make that one Muppet out of leather?

Fatone was fantastic as himself on the short-lived “Jack and Triumph Show”

That’s why she created Dollywood.

She created “The View.” I’m pretty sure she has no shame.

It’ll get rave reviews from Harry Knowles.

You mean like The Amazing Spider-Man 2?

Hey now, I”’ll just stick to Shrek memes, thank you very much.

Christopher Walken, John Lithgow, Nic Cage, or, if they really want to punish us, Johnny Depp.

The cast wasn’t the problem.

How about “Alakazam”?

I really admire the level of tact and restraint that The AV Club is displaying right now by not using the traditional “Big Book of Butts” header for Ratner-related articles.

Are you accusing Sean O’Neal of SchadenFraud?

KINJA!

Yeah, Jesús Franco!

Yeah, I saw his Mike Tyson documentary but that’s about it. When I heard he wrote “The Gambler.” I thought they meant the Kenny Rogers TV movie based on his song of the same name.

What about Sarek’s other kid, Sybok?

Thank you Mr Davis for explaining that seminal work.

Knowing QT’s history, I thought he would’ve really put his foot in his mouth.