Hey, everybody! I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!

— Sir Roger Moore, Spice World (1997)

of cock.

Two Things!

Did she have to pay Dikachu any royalties to use his name?

I've never seen Durst without a hat. That header image somehow makes him look even more loathsome.

The "Godzilla" song disappointingly doesn't contain a single kaiju-specific reference. You could easily swap "Godzilla" with virtually any fictional destructive character, like say, Jason Voorhees, and it wouldn't change the song at all. The gold standard for English language Godzilla songs still remains Blue Oyster…

This is Kinja!

Finding his style was the worst thing to ever happen to him creatively.

Saw it opening night with my college roommate who's a history major. The historical inaccuracies drove us mad, particularly the fact that they completely ignored the fact that the Sparta institutionalized pedophilia and that the Spartan warrior class was made possible by enslaving the neighbouring territories. It's…

Which ex-wife?

Yo James, chill out, dickwad.

He probably kept calling him "James" and ranted on and about how much he loved him in Westworld (1973), which he credited as a huge influence on The Terminator.

I can't stand the overuse of "impact." Just learn the difference between "affect" and "effect"!

Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Porgolian ships.

I keep reading all these apocalyptic comments about Kinja. Where's everybody reading about this. Is Kinja for sure replacing Disqus on this site? And if so, when?

The Last Time I Saw Tattooine.

Ditto politics.

Can I get that instead of the tote bag?

Sacre bleu!