All our base belong to them now.

Those chatbots are just bitter about all those negative reviews for The Emoji Movie.

I wet 'em!

One Bride for Seven Brothers. A musical classic.

Just as long as it's not "alt's right mit der world."

When are they going to get to the Impeachment Factory?

In her defence, I'd be wary of any foodstuffs that had a brand name like Albatross .

Gott in Himmel!

- The AV Club

The jerky was Albatross brand. Maybe that's why it upset Sarah Palmer. It's an omen of some sort

Not see it but write a glowing review?

Don't. Praise. The Machine.

I think about weird stuff. Like what would happen if E.T. and Ice-T had a baby. You'd get Ice-E.T., wouldn't you? And you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this:
"You mean to tell me this sicko gets off on trying to PHONE HOME?"

You've come to the Wong place.

PBS is turning the frogs gay! That's why Disney fired Kermit!

Keep your stick on the ice.

Ummm, if you can't tell the difference you're racist?

Great username / comment synergy!

BUT THE EMAILS! THE EMAILS!

It's incredible that someone so knowledgable on the subject of horror movies could be so clueless when it comes to making them.