First they'll have to wean themselves off MS Paint.

You wanna see Superman with a moustache? Here's the cover of Superman #35 from July 1945: http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Su…

The town from Northern Exposure?

At this point I think the only thing that's going to bring back Dale Cooper is coffee and Cherry Pie from the Double R.

But what about "Home Team"?

It absolutely could be. Especially considering George Lucas' attempts to prevent the public from seeing it. Come to think of it, by this criterion then The Original Theatrical Cuts of the Star Wars Trilogy would also be considered a Holy Grail of pop culture.

But why does it have to pander? I've had it up to here with pandering entertainment!

They should be nostalgic for a decade that's in our future and make references to pop culture that doesn't yet exist.

Why does it have to be 80's nostalgia? It's set in the future. Why not make it nostalgia for a decade that's in our future? You could use it to poke fun at our current culture and explore the generation gap, as we the reader would have no idea what anyone's pop culture references mean. It would be like A Clockwork…

That's basically my wish for every action and/or sci-fi movie.

Or Zima.

I was hoping Spielberg would reinterpret the text à la Paul Verhoeven with Starship Troopers and make a scathing satire of fan culture.

Sounds like a good reason for me to skip it… unless it's highly critical of people who talk that way.

Pfft! The holy grail of pop culture is that unreleased Jerry Lewis Holocaust movie or all that lost footage of Fritz Lang's Metropolis that was discovered in Argentina in 2008 or those lost Japanese King Kong movies from the 1930s or Lon Chaney Sr's lost "London After Midnight" or that Wu Tang album that there's only…

This story writes itself!That's gold, Bei Dawei! Box office gold!

Donald Trump?

I wouldn't be surprised if there's similar headlines when Catherine O'Hara dies.

He was the only good thing about the first Sharknado movie.

It's advice I've taken to heart. Also, the ubiquity of Trump in the news has destroyed what minuscule dignity the combover had left.

Batman wants to spend more time with his family? But they're all dead.