Yeah, I thought kids his age loved that Prequel garbage.

Best had the luxury of having his appearance obscured by CGI. Jake Lloyd wasn't so lucky.

According to David Morrell, author of the novel "First Blood", the name was inspired by a variety of apple.
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Listen up all you Nighthawks, I can make Stallone puns till Daylight.

I would've guessed Jackie Stallone.

Michael Jackson's "Ghosts" was terrifying enough - a group of kids trapped in Michael Jackson's house.

Why can't they dig up real CBS stars like Morley Safer and Andy Rooney?

Pfft! Japanese studios were already doing stuff like this in the 1960s and 1970s. Look at the Zatoichi series, Lone Wolf and Cub, the Battles Without Honor and Humanity and the Stray Cat Rock series. All popular series that churned out sequels within months of the previous entry's theatrical release.

They wouldn't know the real meaning of "epic" even if Charlton Heston smashed the original 10 Commandments tablets over their heads.

Heck, Millennials have even ruined the word "millennial" for everyone. I miss the days when it meant "pertaining to the 1996 - 1999 Lance Henriksen TV series 'Millennium.'"

Did you bring a boom box to blare out "Hooked On A Feeling" while you danced?

I thought Lucio Fulci already did that with his Gates of Hell Trilogy.

If anyone knows mediocrity, it's the inventor of the Sledge-O-Matic gag.

Maybe she can do an upside-down smile.

Sadly upvoted. No version at all would be a substantial improvement.

Opie is gonna be alright. Last I heard he's directing that Han Solo film.

Fire Walker, Texas Ranger with Me.

I'd trade the version we got for literally any other version.

He throws his motorcycle helmet at a statue of Lenin.

And CGI Peter Cushing. "I must break Alderaan."