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Jet Jaguar
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Yeah, it hasn't aged very well.

A canary with a machine gun!

With the LEGO Batman Movie, you can have both.

Also, the best Robin.

It'll be Ice to see at least one member of NWA there.

My tar and feather investment still hasn't paid off yet.

I certainly thought that about "Lost."

"Girls" is fewer syllables than "Women." And so much less offensive than "Broads" or "Skirts."

Now I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!

A burn like that's gonna leave quite a Booboo.

Based on the headline I thought this article would be about John Wick.

Cue "Won't Get Ghouled Again"

It's a ***!
— 1940s Racist Ackbar

He doesn't have enough props to make it to midnight.

Buuuudy!

If course it's plugged in! I'm not an idiot. I just haven't been able to pay the phone bill in 40 years.

As far as I knew, Megalon and Gigan were broken up. I didn't know they had kids.

AV Club cancelled World of Flops

Jet Jaguar waits for a phone to ring that hasn't ringed since 1973.

Thank you! I haven't had any acting work since 1973. I need all the praise I can get. I think Godzilla blocked my number.