TBH I'm more of a Timecop fan.

James Cameron's Genetically Modified Avatar isn't coming out till at least 2020.

Jis Latt?

She wrote it in the style of her "Tales from the Crypt" articles, Rife with puns.

What about Genghis Khan?

Carter? He's history's greatest monster!

Here's a sexist robot. his name is El
He's a space cop from Texas with a Rebel Yell.
"Circuit's don't fail me now! Waaahhoooo!"

I'm sure there's some unpaid interns working at Fox News who are wonderful people.

Loners get so angry when you forget them.

"It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on."

I feel we should rasta-fy Neo by 10% or so.

I say remake Octopussy if only so we can get a title song that frequently repeats the title.

Only if we shoot it in B&W and broadcast it live.

Le Chiffre should do magic tricks. And Bond should be retired and have an embarrassing stutter.

The only time that replacing Pierce Brosnan with Daniel Craig as Bond wasn't an improvement.

Frances McDormand as Rosa Klebb in the remake!

The No Consent Zone

Terror(ist) Train

Or the one that turns Enter the Dragon into a blaxploitation movie with Jim Kelly in the lead role. Enter This Dragon, Bitch

Turns out it's not delivery, it's DiGiorgno.