My parents wouldn't let me watch Twin Peaks.

Ugh, I hate that so much. Why are they encouraging and enabling that kind of anti-social behaviour?

Translation error from Japanese to English. And if you can spot those kinds of errors, you might be too sophisticated for that kind of show.

Let's get 'em, fellas! *deletes adblock from own browser while nobody's looking*

He and he alone. *whistles, slowly walks away*

Don Draper rolls over in his grave.

I don't care if you're joking, I BADLY WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW!

At this point, I'd be happy with a totally off-the-deep-end-insane Silver Age style Superman movie, complete with Lois constantly trying to trick Superman into marrying her, Jimmy Olsen turning into Turtle Boy, Superman turning into a tree, Lois turning into a centaur, etc.

Yup, why would someone who's not a DC fan care that their current batch of films is desecrating the source material?

I miss the days when only trailers were allowed to be setups for movies.

He was originally supposed to be Batman in George Miller's Justice League: Mortal.

I feel we should rasta-fy him by 10% or so.

Young Hercules starring Young Ryan Gosling

It might help to distract audiences from his weak acting.

I rate that pun a (Windows) 10.

M. Night Shyamalan?

His political career has reached its End of Days.

Maybe he should dye his hair blonde for future roles.

Are we still doing "phrasing"?

That cornhole's impossible, even for a computer."