*Chinese mainland waits 99 years*

Nary a mention of Mechani-Kong from Toho's King Kong Escapes?!

Practically special

They already made it. It was called King Kung Fu.

They already made it. It was called Son of Kong.

Show your cat the original Japanese edit, The Adventures of Chatran. It's like a kids movie made by early-period Terrence Mallick.

You're lucky your sister wanted to rewatch films of such high calibre. My sister only wanted to watch Anne of Green Gables and Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel.

You don't see me complaining.

Joke's on him. Mothra's a she.

Fatty Arbuckle

A real Jekyll and HYDE. I already feel terrible for making that "joke."

Pelt me with rotten fruit and vegetables all you want, I became a much bigger Mila Kunis fan once I saw Jupiter Ascending. It's my kind of terrible.

His programmers started over from scratch and replaced that outdated piece of software with the Hemsworth Bros.

In Greek Mythology, the mother of Apollo and Artemis.

I tried to David Warner them but they just wouldn't listen.

Who is your Leto? Duke Leto Atreides?

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiith!

You beat me to it, damnit! Funny that AICN hasn't even posted anything on this news yet.

The cheese alone stands.

DIE HARD
You can't kill the undead