Frontier?

S.U.C.K.S.

Fido Dido?

Like the one where they go to the planet of horrifically retrograde African stereotypes.

I was thinking it was more like "Star Trek: Phase II. All the scripts were written. The parts had all been cast. The sets had been built. Trek's parent company was planning on using it as the flagship for a new network (Paramount Television Service in the '70s / CBS All Access in the 2010's).

The title of the next nuTrek movie: Star Trek 4Ever

Pew, die Pie!

*unseen audience enthusiastically applauds Richards' flamboyant entrance*

*Wayne Knight sweats profusely*

The guy who made the Kony 2012 video. I think Kony is still an active warlord.

Death by snu-snu.

Apparently Tarantino wrote the role for Adam Sandler, who turned it down.

Crazy hot.

Yeah, I wouldn't expect the guy who played a character in "Inglourious Basterds" who was nicknamed "The Bear Jew" to find much humor in antisemitism.

I always thought he'd be undone by a creepy fetish sex tape or by having a public breakdown like the Kony 2012 guy.

He's got scary murderer eyes. Like Eli Roth.

Maybe a metric bunch.

Fangoria was long in the tooth. In the digital age they bit off more than they could chew. Here ends my toothless commentary.

Wasn't he supposedly planning to oversee the Famous Monsters website a while ago? Whatever happened with that?

R.I.P.