He'd be better served if he knew guys in hair styling.

If people don't support this franchise, it might not make it.

You mean like a fracture?

Waiting for the trailer makes me feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!

But which one?
*puts on Sherlock Holmes hat, is laughed at by AV Club Commentariat, sulks for a week and then closes his detective agency*

(realizes he just broke Asimov's first rule of robotics, short circuits)

Hey, them's fightin' words. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Or a Paul Anderson

Don't forget Starcrash.

Sure we do. What do you think this is, Ain't It Cool News?

Maybe your standards are too high.

As far as I'm concerned all 3 of them can piss off.

He forgot to pack his Seal Repellant Bat Spray

Hence the existence of BuzzFeed.

I C what you D'd there.

Now I am become George Lucas, destroyer of Jake Lloyd's childhood.

Is this an example of irony or coincidence? Somebody help me out here, I've got bad brains.

Cancelling the Super Bowl would send a stronger message.

Wait, is this including Demolition Man? 'Cause that movie is great despite the fact that Rob Schneider is in it.

Punching Down: The Collected Critiques of Rob Schneider