Dictated by Cave Johnson—

I'm sorry that you feel that way—I really am. Children can be difficult to deal with. I babysit my niece practically ever day because her parents both work, and I'll not gainsay that there are moments when I become frustrated. On the flip-side, I have gotten to watch her grow and learn with time, and it's pretty…

If you agree that there is a difference between the two words with adults, and that stupidity with adults is acting wrongly despite knowledge, there should be no reason that children should not be given the same benefit. You seem to be regarding them as a completely different species. I'm beginning to feel like you…

My point is that just because you have yet to learn something does not make you stupid. If someone gives you an unfamiliar task (life itself is an unfamiliar task to a child) and you are unable to do it due to lack of knowledge, that is NOT stupidity. Stupidity is doing something despite having knowledge, that being…

Babies are not "stupid", and to suggest as much is, well, stupid. Babies are incredibly intelligent beings. They take in more information and learn faster than any adult. There is a HUGE difference between stupidity and ignorance (not in the typical insulting use of the word ignorance). Don't ever make the mistake of…

This must be based on a newer iteration of Deadpool. I've only read about the first twenty issues or so from the old Deadpool, and it didn't have this kind of humor. He was silly and quirky, sure, but he never really made dumb poop and ball jokes like I'm seeing here. He was a guy who used humor to counter his pain…

The thing about the modern feminism movement is that most in it don't seem to be satisfied with just improving things gradually with the opportunities that are afforded to everyone. They seem to want to gain dominance by brute force and have everyone pander to their world views. Between them and the Black American…

Did you completely miss the mirroring of the Garden? Before he leaves to go turn himself in, he seeks counsel with a priest; Christ sought council from God. His willingness to hand himself over on faith alone was meant to mirror the choice of Jesus. It was a bit more than just "the hero overcomes." Hell, both of them…

Yeah, I almost feel bad that we changed their character into something they don't even believe in. I guess that when you make a Godlike character meant to embody "truth, justice, and the American way!", with the Americans of the time being more Christ centric than we are now, it was inevitable for the transition to be…

Come on, people. It doesn't have to be a direct translation of the bible to be representative. This movie handled the Christian elements very well. Just because Superman fights does not mean that he can't be a symbol for Christ. Everyone is fine with Aslan; he bit the White Witches face off. The bible is chock full of…

It's good to see that I didn't get a malicious response. Thank you, friend.

Do something really stupid and think the criminals are just going to bow out (i.e. gun control)? Sounds more left wing than right wing, if you ask me. Purging the weak? That is not right wing in the slightest; extremists maybe. Right wing extremists aside, a dream of a nation that is not dependent on the government…

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better; it's not." —Dr. Seuss

Are you even listening to yourself? You are so above self righteous at this point that I'm surprised you can even still get oxygen. I'm going to quietly bow out here, as this is obviously going nowhere. I wish you the best.

My point is that just because Catholics did some bad things doesn't mean that they always were or still are bad. Any form of human institution will experience corruption, especially those that achieve widespread power. The Crusades took place hundreds of years ago. The Catholic church has done vast amounts of good in…

Woah, woah, woah, woah.....woah. I just noticed your little comment about the Catholic church burning heathens. That is a VERY biased approached to religion, May I direct your attention to the Salem Witch Trials? That was a very PROTESTANT action; AKA NOT CATHOLIC. In all actuality, the Catholic church more so…

I do not believe that Jordan was in any way, shape, or form trying to parade his own Christianity. I deal every day with pretentious Christians (I live in an area rife with bible thumpers), but he at no point gave me that impression. I see so many reviews vying for the anti-religious view of Bioshock Infinite that I…

It's good to see someone looking at this from a less superficial perspective. I found the game deeply beautiful and moving, even as a Christian. Many will argue that it paints the religious as mindless and evil, but what it was truly trying to depict was a story of about how flawed man makes any form of institution,…

All internet limitations aside, this is more than just an issue of greed. This is an attempt by Microsoft to gain further control over how we use products. The more money they can bleed out of people, the better. They can dress it up as "advancement" all they'd like, but their intent is pretty transparent. For one,…

"I want to kill, so if you have any compassion, look the other way, you heartless male chauvinists!" I am all for equal rights. I hate male chauvinism and feminism alike. The war on women has been long over; you're pulling a France on this one: late to the party. I get sick and tired of groups that were PREVIOUSLY…