Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

I was shocked to see how many of them REQUIRE makeup to look remotely attractive.

Kanye gets very little backlash on Jezebel. The majority of the backlash here goes to Taylor Swift, IMO because she’s a pretty blonde who reminds the commenters here of everything they’re not.

Usually the shots at the WWE Performance Center are in the upper thigh.

Why drink whiskey when there's LSD?

Work poops are poops that you get PAID to take, though.

I can’t even remember how people pooped before smartphones. Dark times.

NO FUCKING KIDDING. I am extreeeeemely hot natured, and I keep the house at 76-77 only when I’m literally just sitting on my ass in shorts and a tee shirt. For sleeping (I need covers) or if I’m actually doing stuff around the house, work, cleaning, etc — 72-73. Getting ready to go out / need to look nice? 69-70,…