<pedantic> I assumed he would miss first or overrun second. This was not quite that immediate. </pedantic>

Thanks. He’s fat and weighs a huge amount

I was talking about his trick knee, but that’s a great point, too.

I would posit that there was no question asked - since Whitlock’s “question” came first and was followed by a paragraph of bullshit, one could assume that the “question” was rhetorical. Thus the reporter was free to ask an actual question.

He really tried to ask a hard hitting question, he just didn’t actually ask a question.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

probably not, due to his big fat body. he’s so fat that he’s unable to stand up due to how huge he is. don’t mean to offend.

On the one hand — dick move by the other reporter for just jumping in there before Kaep has a chance to answer Whitlock’s question.

On the other hand, kind of a lame, smells-of-respectability-politics question from Whitlock, so... I’ll call that a wash.

I’m sure we would have heard about that once or twice if it was true. You must be confused.

Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

It’s Redford. Of course he didn’t know that rule

This rule can’t really be new to you, can it? It’s the exact same as when you see a first or third basemen stalking a bunt down the foul line. This is just to the extreme (like rocking the mic like a vandal).

/cums

How on earth could you have just learned what a foul ball is in baseball?

Uh, if this is a “new baseball rule” that you just learned, you really have no business writing for a sports blog.