Jokes aside, it’s clear that he was speaking that way to allow the translator to keep up.

It would likely be proof that we are, in fact, living in a simulated virtual reality.

It would be 11 crazy.

How crazy would it be if he left a closed-door meeting arm-in-arm with the Mexican president, both of them nodding and weeping? And then President Nieto explains that they will, in fact, finance the wall.

I honestly thought you said playoff games, and was confused as to what the big deal was. Then I got to the Brodie Croyle part and did a laughing double take. Nothing about that stat seems possible.

These articles are impressive arguments to never, ever attend an NFL game in person.

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“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”

I was talking about sports.

Now taking money from the military to put on a phony display of patriotism and help recruitment, that’s a tune we can all stand to! - Anonymous NFL Executive

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

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I have loads of respect for Drew, but I’m not sure where you got the idea that he’s rich...

Me too. When he won on the cooking show it was like we all won on the cooking show.

[riding up in the distance] “LOOK! It’s, it’s—-NICK FOLES!”

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

Never change.

So, who looks better in purple; Kaep or Sanchez?!

Well Teddy, you did it. I actually feel bad for Drew.