Exactly how much money are we talking?

Well if corn isn’t a vegetable, it is, in fact, a pretty terrible vegetable. Maybe even the worst.

Does anybody else get frustrated seeing announcements made by Twitter accounts via an image of text? The whole schtick of the platform is its character limit (although did I read something about them lifting the limit recently?), so if you have more to say, then it’s the wrong tool for the job.

I think you’re mad about a shirt that makes fun of corn, which really isn’t that bad. Gotta learn to take a joke when dealing with Badger fans. It’s all in good fun. They will make fun of you all game, but they won’t actually start fights. Usually.

Eh, I’m sure both of those salaries pale in comparison to whatever she is getting from Nike and whoever else sponsors her. I haven’t heard anything about them dropping her, so she might as well just call it quits now. She could probably get more from modeling at this point anyway.

For Hope Solo, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Club Season” involved baby seals.

Um....The Walrus-lookin ass coach with shitty clock management troupe has been taken by Andy.

The worst personal pizza:

I don’t have to agree with what you’re saying, but I’d fight to the death to defend your right to say it even though you’re being an idiot and you’re wrong.

“I just discovered a trick by accident today. Bought one of those take-and-bake pizzas from Costco that comes with WAY too much pepperoni (EDITOR’S NOTE: I don’t agree that such a thing is possible). So rather have a pie swimming in grease, I took all the ‘roni off, sliced it into thin strips, and just crisped it up…

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

^Doesn’t exist

We can all appreciate Harrison’s thinking that Kaepernick is white. After all, the dude is named “Colin”.

Can’t

We also would have accepted “Meh, he didn’t catch it behind his back.”

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

Well, in defense of us white people, we’re a smug and condescending group. When we say for example, “stand up for what you believe in.” We really mean: “stand up for something that doesn’t make us feel uncomfortable about past actions that quite frankly may be frowned upon.”

So rape juries are entirely composed of people who don’t know that rape is a thing? What the actual fuck?!

I watch almost no prime time football since I’ve moved to the East Coast, because if I want to function at all the next day I need to be in bed by 9.