Its Berenstain.

I was thinking he looked kind of like a more seasoned Roethlisberger.

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

That guy was born in 1992

I mean, it’s pretty obvious he has a compulsion. You don’t need a psych PhD to figure that out. So, sure, maybe she gave him permission to send dic pics far and wide as long as he doesn’t touch anyone else. Or whatever the rules are.

I agree with your overall point, but I would not assume “they cool.” They may well have some agreement or understanding about his extracurriculars, but I find it hard to believe part of that agreement isn’t “just don’t get your dick in the papers anymore, Anthony! I’m running a presidential campaign.”

He’s an incredibly visible husband of a woman who is currently a key player in a presidential campaign. He’s also always looking for his next opportunity for a come back. That he didn’t know he had a target on his head for this kind of shit for at least as long as this campaign goes on, would be silly.

He is proof that Hillary doesn’t have people killed

I think it’s time for him to just publicly say: “Look, I text pictures of my dick. It’s what I do. I’m going to keep doing it. People will keep leaking the photos. Enjoy or look away.”

It’s not my business either, but I can still be grossed out by his continuing lack of tact or class. He sent someone an undie-dong pic that had his toddler sleeping next to it, for fuck’s sake. It was not an accidental occurrence, it was a photo taken strictly for sexual purposes, and he had so little thought that he…

I do feel bad for his family. But if you a) knew that no matter what you did for the rest of your life, you would *always* be known first and foremost as “that congressman who sexted” and b) really liked sexting, why wouldn’t you keep doing it? And why would any of us be surprised by it? It’s not like Anthony Weiner…

I thought I was having a good day, but then I saw Barry’s sweater vest.

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

You know who couldn’t stand for the anthem? Your birth mother, when she was giving birth to you. #makesureIgetcreditforthis

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.

Hang it up Tony. You have reasons to live.

Tony, please retire already before you get killed.

Calling out hot takes has become a hot take.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media