Really hammering the shit out of the chip metaphor. Like junk food, the chip metaphor is an exercise in cheap writing.

Body appeared to lock up? He was unconscious.

It’s not until you truly commit yourself to the NBA that you realize the extent to which the NFL product is so appallingly bad, which includes how teams are run and the media that pukes it all up.

I reread that last sentence about 10 times and I still have no idea what it means.

I don’t understand...Simmons crowned him as the best coach of all time last season.

That was 100% my reaction. Look at the faces of the people sitting near him. They’re all smiling like it’s funny. That kid has surely been enabled to be a little shit head. I don’t think anyone should hit a child but that child should have to watch his dad get his ass kicked.

He’s from Alabama.

Catholic values blah blah blah Catholic values blah blah blah Catholic values blah blah blah

Kanter used to be on my dislike-to-ambivalent list but now I call him Enes because he’s on my like-to-strongly-like list.

The first paragraph really was just one sentence. That’s impressive.

I love when someone completely fucks up a joke like this.

I’m not from an NBA city so I’m not a fan of a particular team per se but I’m really bummed out about this too. Levert, and the Nets by extension, was a great story this season and I was really happy to follow his success. This truly sucks but you know the Nets will keep playing hard. Atkinson and those players…

I think he’s suggesting, rightly, that the NFL is the pinnacle of the coaching career field.

If those are the choices, I think the answer is pretty damn obvious. If it’s not obvious, you’re a little too sympathetic towards A.

I’m surprised this isn’t a more common belief – Melo will make the Rockets worse. Ariza is at least twice as valuable as Melo (or 7 times based on their contracts) and I have no idea why Morey thinks he fits. Sure, he’s cheap but they’re going to give him minutes to not play defense and shoot anti-Rockets shots.…

*lord over

I know the point of this article isn’t specifically about the Suns but Booker won’t be 22 until the end of October and he’s played his entire short career on a horrible team. It might be a bit early to condemn him.

SkiFree.

You earned my respect by figuring out how to quote in a comment. You earned my star with GeoCities.

That statement means Leach’s views do necessarily represent the views of the person making the statement.