‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

I love the NBA. I love the Lakers. I enjoy watching Golden State. I just want all teams to be able to compete at their highest levels free of injury.

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

Canadians getting high horse Morally Superior(tm)? WHY, I NEVER.

The Rock is one hoopy frood!

If you were ablaze and I had a bucket of water. I’d sit by the warm fire and have a cool drink.

You’re not an intelligent person and you only deserve mockery until the day you die.

he stayed rooted to “the spot” instead of running to the pass and turning to shoot.

You can blame him for not seeing the struggle to get the pass off to him and doing nothing but standing there.

Maybe for her brother. 

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Do they pay you by the length of your longest sentence or by overall word count?

“If the 100 percent non-existent aliens that purportedly flit about Earth’s skies were in fact real, and if they somehow mustered enough gumption in their lily liver-equivalent alien organs to descend upon the far superior human race and challenge us to a pair of soccer matches—one men’s, one women’s—to determine the…

I had a friend who dated him(not sure why.. but that’s a different question).

Anyway, he would invite people over to places he’d rent in Texas and other states for hunting or hanging out. I’m one of her few brown friends(Mex-Americna but look Indian/Pakistani/Middle eastern (depending on who you ask from those…

Wrong. It’s

SPLOOGE

“I’m going to dog on this guy for getting paid to vastly underperform in his job, and I have no sense of irony, hypocrisy or self-awareness.” -B. Haisley

I can’t work out if it’s unwitting irony in play here or real recognising real.

If anyone can spot one of his own underachieving kind, it's Billy. 

Playing the sexism card toward a comment about your naivete only drives home the point that you’re a naive child.

Libby, young children of both sexes are wet behind the ears. You’re whipping the sexist card prematurely and losing all credibility in the process.

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child