Clint Dempsey was good but Tim Howard is the US Football player who deserves random shout outs.

This guy acts as if his grandfather was once a college football coach who took a young assistant under his wing and that assistant became one of the most successful coaches in college football who also felt like he owed his mentor a debt and paid it back by giving his abusive, drug abusing grandson a coaching job at a…

“Var” as one syllable doesn’t sound like anything? Are you seriously that deranged?

He didn’t catch it. He was obviously bobbling the ball as he went to the ground. Under the NFL’s idiotic catch rule at the time, he didn’t have control going to the ground. Not sorry, Cowboys fans. 

Though my Spanish is rusty, I also gathered that Sergio Ramos is no fan of the current U.S. immigration practice of separating asylee applicant parents from their children (since, he explained, it fails to separate the shoulders of the kids as well).

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

Patrick,

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

What do you have against building character?

They still contain oxybenzone, though.

They still contain oxybenzone, though.

Americans will be able to see some of the very best soccer players in the world play in a match that matters without having to leave the country

“Taking a step back from my limited perspective as an American wanting to see the best possible soccer games in person, this deal is pretty clearly bad. It is yet another example of the erosion of the ties between sports teams and the local communities from which these beloved and deeply entrenched institutions…

Skimmed through to see if he called them the Pool Boys again.  He did.  That isn’t a thing.  Stop trying to make it a thing.

Why do/would you expect Billy to know WTF he is talking about?

To be fair to Bowen, signing with the Clippers would be proof that Leonard was getting bad advice.

So much this. Sour beer is fucking disgusting.

There’s already salt beers, it’s called a Gose and they’re awful. 

Shitwhole Foods?

Shit product, shit deal.

Shit product, shit deal.