Alternative marketing campaign:

Well, kinda think you were bound to fail before you even left the house on that one.

The last article about Cardi B made it clear that the commentariat at large hates Cardi B, so I’m hijacking this bitch.

Anyone got any good suggestions for a first dance song for my wedding? Something that isn’t a completely generic, saccharine, vaguely country pop song like you usually hear at weddings but is still…

“Oh look, we’re a geek website bashing a movie about geeks! We’re so edgy!”

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!

How soon we forget this certified banger:

The issue is that the Chinese knock-offs are about $30 for 1080p and $40 for 4K. A $200 GoPro probably won’t help much.

Hint: $$$

So because you didn’t like it means, that, nobody did?

My motto is never let facts get in the way of crapping on Ohio.

Are you writing less because you hurt yourself in that lame chair tossing video?

Say what you will about this move, but one thing that’s certain is that Zlatan coming to MLS is going to be entertaining.

He could be a Pirlo, or he could be a Villa. It’s impossible to know until we see him on the field.

Aging veteran cashes in with Chinese league: 160 words and a quote.

Harden was phenomenal.

I know all of this, and I don’t care.

The reason his step-back is unguardable is because he picks up the ball and then takes a full step back with which foot after doing so. It is a travel.

This all works because of Harden’s singular ability to manipulate defenders referees and exploit the tiniest pockets of space questionable foul calls.

And yet his style of play still manages to irritate or infuriate me. I simply can’t make peace with the high number of drives that end in a horribly choreographed flop (giving the appearance that Harden was actually murdered) and free throws.