This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

A raid of some sort. The kind of raid that people will forever associate with Waco.

Better luck next yeareaux

“after complaints from residents”

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

This is the John Clayton ponytail of our time.

Sorry, jesus!

Your middle name is profane.

I will forever hate colored shirts with white collars. Never trust a man who wears them.

just a reminder, Billy sucks

Folks......... this is a bus

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

This is why Billy shouldn’t be allowed to teach soccer terms to the other Deadspin writers...

Enjoying watching 18 year-olds score is something Washington Square Football Club and I have in common.

You’re the baddest motherfuckers in your mother’s basement.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

Oh come on Patrick, no one really knows how much older Freddy Adu is.

Jurgen set this country up to succeed better than anyone else. None of these kids are accidents.