Better luck next yeareaux

Since when was $1250 CHEAP? I mean, not everyone on this planet can afford to spend close to a thousand on a laptop. Hell, I found a Thinkpad Twist used on eBay for $260 and need to sell my other laptop to help pay for it. I thought laptops were coming down in price.

“after complaints from residents”

Note found in box:

“Yeah, photo filters. That’s what happened to me too.”
-LeBron James

This is the John Clayton ponytail of our time.

The wildest rumor I could hear about the next Fantastic Four is that there are plans to make it at all.

Sorry, jesus!

Your middle name is profane.

I will forever hate colored shirts with white collars. Never trust a man who wears them.

just a reminder, Billy sucks

Folks......... this is a bus

Tim Cook’s main job is to make as much money as possible for shareholders, and he excels at that job. He has been trying to bring that money back to the US but so far there has not been a “tax holiday” that would allow him to do so.

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

This is why Billy shouldn’t be allowed to teach soccer terms to the other Deadspin writers...

Enjoying watching 18 year-olds score is something Washington Square Football Club and I have in common.

You’re telling me the continents have moved that much in 6,000 years?

You’re the baddest motherfuckers in your mother’s basement.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.