Those poor literal children with their undeveloped sense of irony.

He should want some other team to hire Jackson, just to get him off TV.

White male makes deprecating joke about being target of ire, people think it is about non white males instead

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

NO-DAD LAD LANDS BADBOY JABS

All those years working for House gave Tomlin a keen wit

The idea that the firing was “well-deserved” when Bradley (1) inherited a Championship-caliber back line, and (2) wasn’t given an opportunity to improve upon that back line, is just absurd. The team wasn’t any better because he wasn’t given an opportunity to make it any better.

I kinda feel bad for the kid, since he is a Sixers fan and all.

“Apologize to Santa Anna? Never. Remember the AlamoDome!”

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Gfy

Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

I went to Nerlens once. Me and some frernds were there for Merdi Grer.

Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back)

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

“Challenge accepted”

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.