Indeed. I barbecued one the other day. She was delicious.

your life sounds awful

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

You mean get really close to scoring then blow his load and shit the bed simultaneously?

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

“It’s real to me”

It happened because this guy was dumb enough to not unload the guns before he put them in a duffel bag. I keep expecting people to know simple things like this, because I forget how many gun owners don’t learn basic gun safety.

The issue was that there wasn’t another good bag of guns around to disarm the evil, probably non-christian bag...

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

I have Greek fans, 10 years ago. :)

ALMOST a la Robert Green for England in the 2010 world cup... each England Keep gets to have their moment like that. Please note Robert Green was not the first England Keeper fuck up.

Joe Hart: Yet another in the line of average Brit goalkeepers that have hands of stone only to help his team Brexit from a major tournament.

Friend who doesn’t watch soccer: “What’s the deal with this Higuain guy? I need context.”

Similarly, Gonzalo Higuain “scoring in a final” is also just a threat.

Kind of like this?

Apparently he didn’t fully copy them. Notice that the spurs owner, RC Buford, and Pop never show up in the news or in an interview saying

You mean “We copied the Spurs, like any good Silicon Valley Company would do.”

“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters