The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Never forget that Tim Kawakami is also terrible.

Your life sounds hard.

Fine. Caeden and Caydin, then!

This comment scratched an itch I didn’t know I had.

My favorite thing about the Oakland A’s is the entire team plays on top of really kick ass long boards. Outfield, infield, mound guy. They all just look totally chill on those badass long boards, zooming around in a fast way without looking too stressed about it. Where is the first baseboy going? Maybe to get some…

Nice cup...

I guess to some people the Kardrashians are lookers... but really they are not attractive.

I love snarky comments as much as the next guy, but he isn’t some random lax bro. He’s one of the best defensemen of all time, and a good dude.

(Sees LAX bro’s jersey read as “Ballbuster”)
(Tries to think of a smarmy joke about LAX bros)
(Can’t)
(Wikipedias "Zima" out of curiousity)

Correction: Whataburger.

Yep. Exactly my thought. Now, if it ended in a blood bath, it would be slightly more than a teensy tiny little itty bitty kind of maybe surprising.

Nobody that has ever driven in a Texas city should be surprised by this video.

Fuck off, hippy.

Yep, this is why gun ownership should at least require basic safety training.

I can’t star this enough, I got very angry when I saw him grab the weapon like that!

Also! let’s swing around with the gun pointed at everyone while my finger is still on the trigger, SCIENCE!