I assume this means the Big 12 can’t compete with financial offers other conferences can make to schools during realignments. Which is why the conference is doomed.

Jesus Christ, we’ve all been there before. You have a giant pile of money and you see some other guy with a giant pile of money, but HIS IS BIGGER. Once you see that, how can you compete? In this context “compete” translates to “get more money”.

Presumably faciliaties + everything you mentioned - academic research.

Always funny when Gawker tries to get on it high horse.

Am NOT throwing any shadow as that comeback was masterful, but WTF was that foul call? There was more touching on Rock Hudson’s honeymoon than on that play. Yikes.

Well frankly the game was probably way more interesting

If you’re going to sign your long statement with your company affiliations or names, put the logos.

Jesus fucking Christ...this is the stupidest sports controversy since, I don’t know...whatever the last really stupid sports controversy was.

Whoops Dreams

Shout out to the rim showing us all that No Rivers Run Through It

The Error Up There

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

I love the abundance of caution Tim is using here to avoid using the word bicycle.

Since Day 1 I knew you were the third. After God and my first wife, you know. No Greater feeling...

As an Oilers fan, I have faith that things will get better, but probably not until after I’m dead. You bet it’s a religion.

I like to rag on Spurs as much as the next guy, but the style of writing just made it completely unfunny.

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

His delinquency and substance abuse were carefully cultivated by his family. They gave him every opportunity to screw up and took the blame or threw their weight around and got him out of the punishment. They gave him the booze when he was underage, they gave him the venues for the HS parties. They gave him his future…

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

I shall allow him passage into heaven.