I know how to fuckin’ party. Ain’t nothing less than 50% ABV.

Bloodletting heals all.

As long as you pay for the booze, I will answer any question.

Just wait til I come out with my autobiography.

It does expose them to a counter when the players are smart and use her long wind up(relative to speed of game) against her.

There is a lot to take in there. A gross(?) over-estimation of WNBA sexual orientation population. A lack of general math skills.

I asked if she wanted to come over for ice cream.

She was brutal. Tanks and shit.

counter-point he does it between other people’s legs while they’re in motion

You really don’t know the artists he’s worked with then...

Both Beyonce and Adele are amazing vocalists, but some of Beyonce’s five-word songs don’t do much in the vocal area when they focus on a beat or rhythm.

Wait, I’ve never heard of that church!

New movie: The Case for Christ.

Sight unseen, write a brief review.

Holy shit, dude. Maybe you should get a masters or PhD in Relax It Was a Joke.

Hopkins is Big 10 for Lacrosse.

you see where it leads!

You could not be more wrong. Guacamole is delicious on its own or on a chip.

Isn’t south Texas the best? Everyone should know H-E-B.

I’m glad someone has read the real version.

Dad’s a fucking marshmallow puff. It’s his brother I’d be worried about.

Don’t try and restrict me to when I can comment!