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*of the USA

Yeah, Apple currently make about $1000 profit on their $800 phone because of that low labor cost. Doubt they want that to be reversed because of the ridiculously high but still extremely low minimum wage and labor standards.

*reluctantly took responsibility for his actions, due to the fact that he knew that the governing body knew that it is obvious all his actions were intentional and that even a flippant apology would greatly benefit his case for a lighter punishment.

He is the guy that calls (anything other than extremely obvious) fouls in a pick-up game at your local gym, then commits the most egregious ones at the other end like tripping, tackling, and punching you in the dick.

That bothered me for the duration. It seemed off even after synchronizing.

This is the nth attempt to determine what is partially preferential, partially objectively and subjectively true, and partially dependent on the skill of the violinist.

Holy shit, their moms must have drank a lot during their pregnancies.

Fuck. I’ve got some royalties to collect.

It’s not even my birthday.

Its the best joke ever actually. Government mandates you buy private industry’s product. Private industry doesn’t want you to buy their product because you cut into their gambling profit margin.

Ohio is a place no one wants to be. I know you asked if he’s been to Columbus, but have you been to Ohio?

You must be one them sibling havin’ folks. Siblings that you can have a catch with... you sonuvabitch.

Yeah, you do, here’s proof. You’re welcome random interneter!

You know, when you click the star to make it seem like someone liked your comment of “Gfy” but it was really just you.

let me star it for you so you don’t have to star it yourself!

Belichick would rather cut a guy than overpay him by five bucks, and he never deviates from that rule. So yeah, he would trade Brady in a second if he thought it was the right move.

Ah. You’ve answered my question.

I would question what lead to you having a knife, gun, etc pulled on you?

I was there. I cried a lot.