Holy shit, their moms must have drank a lot during their pregnancies.

Fuck. I’ve got some royalties to collect.

It’s not even my birthday.

Its the best joke ever actually. Government mandates you buy private industry’s product. Private industry doesn’t want you to buy their product because you cut into their gambling profit margin.

Ohio is a place no one wants to be. I know you asked if he’s been to Columbus, but have you been to Ohio?

You must be one them sibling havin’ folks. Siblings that you can have a catch with... you sonuvabitch.

Yeah, you do, here’s proof. You’re welcome random interneter!

You know, when you click the star to make it seem like someone liked your comment of “Gfy” but it was really just you.

let me star it for you so you don’t have to star it yourself!

Belichick would rather cut a guy than overpay him by five bucks, and he never deviates from that rule. So yeah, he would trade Brady in a second if he thought it was the right move.

Ah. You’ve answered my question.

I would question what lead to you having a knife, gun, etc pulled on you?

I was there. I cried a lot.

It is the worst. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. There are few places with as little hope as Ohio.

They really missed a bad joke opportunity over at Idiot’s Guide HQ.

I’m not a Cowboys fan, but holy shit, that was the worst called game I’ve seen in quite some time. The LA Rams had a better day getting steam rolled.

I don’t get one dime from my name being mentioned.

mmmm gimmie more of your superiority complex.

mmmm gimmie more of your superiority complex.

You are no better than Breitbart and #pizzagate truthers...