My grandfather’s best advice in life was, “Never trust a man who can’t grow a beard but does it anyway!”

He eats glass in his East Texas Charismatic Evangelical Church services every Sunday.

I have this feeling Romo is the cause of Romo’s injuries.

I may be late to the game, but isn’t “protesting quietly”*almost* counterintuitive?

Said author is trying to peddle their “autobiography” for money. Where there is money, there is an interest.

No offense, but I have nothing to do with the Cardinals or Middle America or the religion they claim is based on my life.

The data factoid is not obscure enough for me to make a decision.

I could write a detailed analysis of how shitty Miami’s play calling was and their O-Line Play was and Tannehill’s performance was.

Can confirm this place sucks.

Stop wearing skinny jeans.

Stop wearing skinny jeans.

Ha good one!

Is it a religion is you worship a new bottle every day?

This guy obviously doesn’t have one bit of muscle on his legs. He probably also wears skinny jeans.

I’d like to tell you that you both were incorrect, but I hate crushing souls when I’m off the clock.

I’ve branded myself well. I may tell my agent to go help out Russel Brand Wilson with his attempts to do as I as I have.

I have had these and several iterations of the headphones. All still function almost as well as day 1. Some are 3 years old and others I just purchased because normal wear and tear destroys the rubber ear fittings. $45 bucks total for my three pairs... much $ saved.

I have had these and several iterations of the headphones. All still function almost as well as day 1. Some are 3…

They should have stopped 6 movies ago.

What are the odds that Jazlyn is pronounced with the short “o” A

Until they realize that the STATE government has to fund it. Then they will automatically try to do everything to not fund it.

Hey FUCK YOU buddy. I am not associated with this or you.