I see what you did there.

Counterpoint:

but i disagree with the place for kolache. the factory is good but not great!

Kolaches.

The ideal ones are from Czech Stop in West, TX.

Last time I saw a pile of shit was in the toilet after a long weekend of partying... until just now. What is this garbage?

I had nothing to do with it.

...

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

I can’t figure out why Taco Bell exists in Texas. Every corner has a Taco place that sells better tacos cheaper than TB and are open as late or 24 hours...

Absolutely... wrong.

I tell the players of PokemonGO to jump off a bridge, but even then, that is a crime (in some places*). So, in essence, you can’t play without breaking the law at some point.

wut?

Hmmm, i thought I had found the Baylor employee loyal to Briles... there are now two of them in the comments! Just created this account 10 minutes ago, huh? Welcome!

Hello, Baylor employee and blowhard. Which athletic department do you work in? Are you a hold over from the Briles era? Did he hire you? Are you his son-in-law?

This is correct.

GPP. Genuine People Personalities!

even better: take a free throw(worth 1 still) from where you are fouled like a free kick! Or put it in play instead of go for the basket.

343.2 metres/second in 20*C dry air.

Hmm... extremely valid point pre-emptive sigh.