$7.28 and a canadian penny in my pocket right now. What’ll that get me?

that would take magic money for the Spurs to get him. Lots tied up in limbo and LA/Kawhi.

It was hilarious to see the Warriors magically unlearn the basics of basketball because of their quietly massive egos. “I’m da best gosh danggity dern 3 ball shooter, I can save us!” AIRBALL, BRICK, ETC.

I watched as they took a company car I had(small company so we took it in) and reuse the same old filter and put the wrong weight oil in. Told them, take it out, do it again and replace the filter. They fought me for an hour before they realized they have everything on hi def security cameras(they used to have…

You must be thinking of my mom’s friend, Mary Magdelene.

Reading comprehension did not have an A+ by it on your report card, did it?

It is absolutely amazing how severely butt hurt Warriors and Cavs fans are when they lose a game.

Pretty much any other city loses a whole championship, not just one game, and they are like, “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK That sucks.” and let life go on.

Warriors fans are like, “WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU! STEPH CURRY IS…

The guy on the left only does abs.

You should write instead of this guy who is secretly Billy in disguise.

Did Billy get a new name to write under?

Did I miss the Magarymania part of Magary’s immense nationwide fame? I really would have liked an artistically frayed shirt and bandana.

The safety razor for 18 is pretty good as long as its sturdy!

But you really should suggest a variety pack for razor blades along with this. Dorcos are very mild blades meaning they often require double to triple passes for all beard types, which means they are on the low end of the ideal blade spectrum.

The safety razor for 18 is pretty good as long as its sturdy!

But you really should suggest a variety pack for razor…

Mitts there is probably much more dangerous as he doesn’t fear the punch and knows how to counter the punching kid.

There was a kid in my class at grade school who was obsessed with violently punching dicks and balls. It was a private school and he had already been kicked out of public alternative school here in Texas. (thats really hard to achieve without going to jail/juvie hall)

He went on to murder his dad and girlfriend in…

Shes probably also a model and does promotions for products on instagram for her probably 250k followers.

You must be from one of those educated countries where people understand how technology actually works and not just that it works when you are the one to press record.

the Broncos and all-world linebacker Von Miller

Mmmm. You said it in a way so kindly that you kept me from posting something that would get me banned by Billy for a 19th time.

I would win for most Kinja names banned by Billy! 18.