This is right. I can walk outside on a 1000* Texas day and eat a snow cone or ice based treat but not ice cream because its like drinking milk ... on a hot as balls day.

It also really is a food math problem. Despite the set quantities of # of tacos.

Reduce one chipotle burrito wrap tortilla by 1/3 and you can not fit what is considered one typical serving of each item and successfully fold it. There is a fine line between burrito and taco and it is the physical folding of the…

But if burritos were just a bit smaller, I could order one for lunch and not feel bad about shitting out a baby at 2pm that day.

I will pass along the info!

Hi Diana! I actually have a contact in the Athletic Department at Baylor. I will contact them to see how close they can get to that report. Text messages between me and my friend at BU have revealed that they’ve tightened lips even between coworkers.

People don’t realize how much of a feat of science a car is. You’re maneuvering thousands of pounds of dead weight at many miles or kilometers per hour with some relatively(the mechanisms that compromise it are more complex) simple controls(stop, go, left right)that depend on your ability to react quickly to other…

Hi! I’m not the Deadspin Staff but the answer to your question is:

Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson. Compared to these two, Reggie Miller is the exact average at best. That puts him 1 Billion spots higher than JVG and Mark Jackson which occupy the last spot on the list just behind a magical talking bag of shit.

Yeah, none of those are sold within a 1000 mile radius of me, at least.

Coppertone, Banana Boat, Hawaiian Tropic, Neutrogena, Drugstore generic, Bullfrog are the ones available off the top of my head.

And that’s here in Texas where one day it floods, the next day it’s 115* with the chance of a direct solar flare to the…

Free by the Mr. or Mrs. or by the paid madame’s or monsieur’s assistant?

I hope Adams gets kicked in the dick again and retaliates by rugbying Green’s ass to the ground then grabbing his ankle and snapping it. Then he points to the camera and says, “If you had suspended him, this wouldn’t have happened!” And spits on the ref as he walks out.

yeah... someone needs to publish the book keeping. sounds like someone is getting a slice somewhere

Honesty. I like it! You’ve got a ticket to paradise.

They’re not in the Premier League anymore. I don’t know who they are or why you’re writing about them. Are they in MLS now? What’s the team name? They must be in MLS now if you’re writing about them.

“Slenderness” is an actual term by engineers that historically describes a structure with a 1:10 or 1:12 ratio when comparing a building’s width to its height.

Darren rovell is the guy who buys sports gear to fit in with the Jocks in high school. He gets invited to the biggest party of the high school year and says really creepy fucking shit to the attractive girls on the cheerleading squad and everyone remembers why they never hung out with him in the first place.

Just cooked my breakfast on my computer screen.

It was chorizo and egg tacos. Burned my tongue... it was a bit hot.

You mean David Krumholtz?

“Substantial Equivalence” was a label created to get products to market faster to create profits.

Khrazy.