There are a lot of words there...

Never got why people comment to proclaim their opinion as fact... as if their opinion mattered.

This sucks. This sucks alot. Why redo something that was already great.

Who is excited for my return... as a ZOMBIE?

The greatest player in the world would do the smart thing and defer the free kick to a lesser player on his team.

You are incorrect. I am not in your butt. If I was, you would know it, and you’d die from the amount of awesomeness in your butt.

He told CBS Sports the Big 12 can’t compete with the likes of the Big 10 or SEC thanks to the money rolling in from their networks:

You are not me.

You called?

If you’re going to sign your long statement with your company affiliations or names, put the logos.

That’s some bad advice. 20-30 minutes of hard cardio before lifting, especially lifting for strength and/or size. 5-7 minutes light cardio + dynamic stretching or progressive build up is ideal if you plan to lift weights that day. Bad, bad, bad pseudo gym goer advice you’re giving.

If you lack energy, a caffeine boost…

Since Day 1 I knew you were the third. After God and my first wife, you know. No Greater feeling...

I like to rag on Spurs as much as the next guy, but the style of writing just made it completely unfunny.

His delinquency and substance abuse were carefully cultivated by his family. They gave him every opportunity to screw up and took the blame or threw their weight around and got him out of the punishment. They gave him the booze when he was underage, they gave him the venues for the HS parties. They gave him his future…

Curry will then figure out that he’s going to lose it on the offensive side by playing too much defense. He will then James Harden better than James Harden.

Edit: Kinja made me reply to the wrong person.

I shall allow him passage into heaven.

Well, even I didn’t recognize him. If you’re the governor of a state, you should be recognizable.

You’re really committed to the dense troll game. Mad props.