Shit, I’m proud to be a green bubble.

Gonna have to agree with mauveavenger that we probably don’t need to wait for any ladies to weigh in to agree that judging someone on their phone is a dick move (most of whom I assume will agree).

If you’re worried about a date ditching you over what kind of phone you’re using you’re:

Knowing how Siri works from my wife’s experiences, it wouldn’t even be able to accurately tell you where the local strip clubs are at.

I’m sorry that you don’t have the capacity for individuality and can be actually shamed by something as meaningless as the electronic communicator in your pocket.