Holiday creep is the worst. I demand federal legislation that no decorations can be put up before Dec 1. 

Yes these are the best by far. Pink lemonade ftw

Weddings are way too stuffy and boring to attend, which is why I turned mine into a stand-up show during my vows. It’s been 2 years since then and I STILL have people telling me how much they enjoyed it and how memorable they were. 

Yes

Challenging pass interference is by far the worst new rule this year. 

It seems like the easy solution would be to use the phone’s NFC to sense when it is near the car and unlock it passively without opening the app. 

“I’ve always felt that is a problem for future generations and others”

“A judge granted Yee and Hartley a temporary restraining order against Marchington, which blocks him from cashing his winnings from the Main Event until the issue is settled in court.”

Are the girls dresses supposed to appear in the color they are surrounded by? I don't get it.

I can see Phil sitting there alone with a plate of hot dogs and the Hallmark channel. 

Why isn’t the story here that this catcher closes his eyes and turns away when trying to catch the ball?

I figured it out, it was the Marlins. 

Did he snap a pic of the ball coming at him?

Why don’t get rid of some actually useless players, like Letang, instead of a workhorse? Sure Kessell can be a pain in the ass but he’s not dead weight like Letang. 

I prefer to eat my lunch at like 130 but I also don’t start work till 9 due to an hour and a half commute.

The clip of the Rock smashing Vince’s head with a garbage can needs to be made into a gif

My dude was like “I’m sure this one blanket will be enough to cushion the fall of this huge rock from waist high, alley oop”

I broke my right leg skiing, both bones like him. Not compound, but I was out of commission for 6 months.

Tipping: no. I’m tired of tipping everyone and their damn dog for doing their job. Work the cost of “tips” into the price of the room/food/haircut/whatever and pay your workers better damn it.

I’m going with men-ga-dough