Makes you wonder why it hasn’t happened yet

Green screen body paint is next

I almost got hit by a diplomatic vehicle during UN Week in New York. I had the light (full “white man walking,” not the flashing hand with countdown) and this fucker either accidentally takes his foot off the brake or intentionally starts to roll forward. I realized that if anything happened to me he would get off…

nah it’s fine, contain that shit in one country, we don’t need it spreading to the rest of the world.

Seriously? They thought this might have been legit?

She’s obviously mentally ill.

Except thats not true at all. https://apnews.com/article/science-health-homicide-d11c8f4ac07888b19309c3e1ff2ae3c9

The people who’ve bought CyberTrucks are idiots, and if you tell an idiot that something’s bulletproof, they’re going to try shooting at it, because they’re fucking idiots.

>builds vehicle that appeals solely to attention-starved narcissists

Oh shut the fuck up. Christians are the most intolerant people on the fucking planet. I’m sick & fucking tired of people forcing their religion on other people. Shove your made-up fairy-tales up your ass.

But if you want to kill yourself with salt and cholesterol, he’s your man!

It’s not a prescription, it’s available over-the-counter. Uber relies on the driver making sure the order matches what the store is providing so that the customer gets what they ordered.

But if you’re not prepared to deliver something purchased legally, maybe you shouldn’t be driving for them.

Next up Jewish and Muslim drivers denying an order because it has pork. Vegan weirdos denying orders because it has meat or dairy. Numerous religious weirdos denying you getting incense because it’s witchcraft.

Oh, ffs, stop it. Uber has been fair game for Jalopnik since time immemorial and this fuckery deserves to be called out. Unless, of course, you agree with the driver’s sentiment, in which case feel free to get fucked (only, you know, not).

Fuck your beliefs. Do your fucking job.

Yes, the driver should absolutely be fired. But then the MAGA degen will become an overnight right wing media darling. Come to think about it, that’s going to happen anyway, so fire their sorry ass.

I know right? I’m also less hungry when I have food in the house. 

“In his expert opinion if you want to be less poor, just have more money.”

To be honest, Muskrats are there for the taking. Believers in Musk have already checked their critical thinking skills at the door, so it’s a market where everyone you try to scam are already stupid enough to fall for scams. You don’t have to waste your time with people who can think critically, you just go directly…

I wonder if they’re going to force you to find replacements for all the 10mm sockets you lose?  Only so much suspension of disbelief I can tolerate.