Oh shut the fuck up. Christians are the most intolerant people on the fucking planet. I’m sick & fucking tired of people forcing their religion on other people. Shove your made-up fairy-tales up your ass.

But if you want to kill yourself with salt and cholesterol, he’s your man!

It’s not a prescription, it’s available over-the-counter. Uber relies on the driver making sure the order matches what the store is providing so that the customer gets what they ordered.

But if you’re not prepared to deliver something purchased legally, maybe you shouldn’t be driving for them.

Next up Jewish and Muslim drivers denying an order because it has pork. Vegan weirdos denying orders because it has meat or dairy. Numerous religious weirdos denying you getting incense because it’s witchcraft.

Oh, ffs, stop it. Uber has been fair game for Jalopnik since time immemorial and this fuckery deserves to be called out. Unless, of course, you agree with the driver’s sentiment, in which case feel free to get fucked (only, you know, not).

Fuck your beliefs. Do your fucking job.

Yes, the driver should absolutely be fired. But then the MAGA degen will become an overnight right wing media darling. Come to think about it, that’s going to happen anyway, so fire their sorry ass.

I know right? I’m also less hungry when I have food in the house. 

“In his expert opinion if you want to be less poor, just have more money.”

To be honest, Muskrats are there for the taking. Believers in Musk have already checked their critical thinking skills at the door, so it’s a market where everyone you try to scam are already stupid enough to fall for scams. You don’t have to waste your time with people who can think critically, you just go directly…

I wonder if they’re going to force you to find replacements for all the 10mm sockets you lose?  Only so much suspension of disbelief I can tolerate.

“Well, yes, but then we couldn’t get an edgy, idiotic headline for the clicks.”

Counterpoint: They were grossly too expensive to being with, so I just see it as $50k of depreciation and $20-30k margin grab taken off. I can’t imagine the margins on just upping the output of an electric motor through software. You could get an almost mechanically identical Audi RS etron GT for $150k (which was also…

So does Gawker force you to have “wild takes” to drive readership?

Jalopnik was better before Gawker bought it.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK PLEASE!

Material Scientist & Engineer / metallurgist here. Tesla is using a custom cold rolled 300 series stainless steel, so similar to type 304 and 316 austenitic stainless steel. Marketing name “ultra-hard 30X”.

Don’t drive it in the rain or get it wet? Is this a truck or a museum piece? What an utter shit show.

Weenox is a pro-Musk troll, ignore & dismiss.

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.