Exactly. It’s as if half of the editorial writers at Jalopnik wandered over from Jezebel.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

Ostensibly capable vehicle that comes stock with wheels/tires that can struggle with potholes. Pair that with completely unprepared drivers.

How? Drugs, mmkay?

Idiots forgetting that tires spec is an important part of off road capability.

Right.  I watched that TikTok video and thought, “Shit, my kinda road.” 

I honestly don’t think this country is going to make it...

Someone call Matt!

I agree. How dare a below average looking girl get attention! Only women who meet or exceed your personal beauty standards should allowed to be successful.

Yes it is you.

The entire subculture of streaming is hot garbage.

I can’t help but feel this is the dumbest story I’ve read about all week.

Bulletin Board System, back when getting online meant using a modem and tying up your landline. MUD is a multi-user dungeon, or a text-based role-playing game that could be played on some BBSs. MUSH and MUCK were variations on that, and some of the packages allowed for editing content and expanding the world however…

Aw man, what a bittersweet final post from Jezebel...

Wolves, bears, coyotes, and mountain lions aren’t going to waste their time chasing deer when all of these delicious garbage cans and small pets are around.

Couldn’t you have used a picture of a real NES for the lede image for an article about the importance of the original NES?

Or simply crash and die ragdoll-style-in-a-box because they wanted this car over one with crumple zones

I can’t wait for people to die testing how bulletproof their new ego-soothers really are.  You know someone’s gonna film it.

To be fair to Elon - Statistically speaking, most subsonic projectiles in the world are rocks chucked by children. I’m pretty sure his CyberBoondoggle is fully capable of withstanding those.

Thats why the Bolt is intriguing. You can get a nice, low miles Bolt with a brand new battery pack(due to the recall) for <$20000. I just picked up a 2018 super clean california lease with 20k miles and the pack was replaced in July. $17500.

Sure its kind of a econobox, but honestly, its not a bad car. Heated steering…