Ah yes, the USA.

They barely tried....

That’s like saying “Movies are now porn?”

Wrong, the rebooted version is a Pachinko exclusive.

I don’t care about Pachinko, so no one should.

In french Canada, celtic things are mostly hippies listening to upbeat violin music and spinning around in a t-pose like a medieval Cyberpunk 2077 dystopia.

Well the yoga pants spread eagle camel toe visuals certainly don’t help.

These hot tub streams are getting out of hand.

You uncultured heathens, last gen CP2077 was never meant to be a game, it was always supposed to be corporate digital performance art in the age of NFTs.

Redpilled gray comment about the SJW devs visibly spending way too much time modeling a detailed bottle of feminized soy milk in the environment instead of fixing game breaking bugs, because I’m an expert at who does what in a video game company.

“What I DO know.....and I’m speculating here.”

That’s the most distracting fucking thing I’ve ever seen god damn.

Thank you for letting me know about the amazing TipOfMyJoystick reddit. I had no idea this was a thing and I just helped two people find old PC games from the 90's. SUBBED.

This is going to be long because I enjoy this conversation. Feel free to add your own wall of text, I will read it and respond. I never TLDR.

It’s still kinda like that yeah. I only been playing for a week, but I’ve made about 40 system jumps and either you need a hazmat during day or night or both, or the planet is great but the sentinels are out of their minds, or it’s barren but the weather is nice. You need to compromise, and I do find that quite…

The universe is populated, to an annoying degree almost. You can’t spend 5 minutes on a planet without ships flying overhead, can’t leave a planet without getting engaged by pirates, speed up a bit and you get a notification that some random merchant wants to trade, massive ships are destroying eachother in front of…

I honestly love it after 30 hours.

Just started playing it a week ago. This is right on time.

Introversion is a personality trait, not your whole identity but I do support and massively respect anyone who decides to walk away from media interviews they don’t want to do.

Holy fuckballs she thinks someone photoshopped Oswald’s face on a random vintage picture of some marine.