Well, first of all, keep in mind it’s just speculation on my part, because this is the internet.

Air down your tires folks...

I understand now.

They’re obsessed with it because they don’t want me to buy their games.

Not really.

The 911 is still rear-engined because that’s what a 911 is.

Good work.

Wait fish lives in mall parking lots?

This Justin :

They’ll probably save a bunch of money with all the jobs they won’t have to pay for anymore.

How do you netflix and chill without a smart TV?

I thought the catch was that black sims didn’t work well with Wicked Whims.

Dogs are friendlier wolves, just get a mutt.

Had no idea people like you actually existed outside of comedy and satire. They do say a good joke needs an ounce of truth though so I guess I had been warned.

Because I’m 35 and grew up in the 80's and 90's and the pinkification of girl toys is nothing new.

Pinkified girl toys “in the last decade”?

Well, done.

Well, done.

Absolutely nothing and if I could eat my own I wouldn’t be posting here.

Wow, and it’s NOT a hit-and-miss engine.

Flossin’ was also important back then.