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Jesus Presley
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Let me get this straight : Their plan is to ship distracted dummies over to all the non-boring, great driving roads where actual drivers thrive?

It would definitely work in Brooklyn.

I have a benzomatic torch to melt ice underneath tires.

I once had to change a spare tire for a stranded viking.

No, people have not lost this ability.

Now that’s a real hot take

It’s not, so don’t make me commit a crime and gtfo of the left lane.

I pass plows all the time, except I’m smart about it.

Humanity doesn’t deserve a fantastic tool like the internet.

AND completely fuck the controller up over time!

These drivers are so under rated

I do.

Hold on here.

These people have no perspective.

God I’m glad I don’t have weak friends like you.

So they make plugins to bring you closer to the experience of not having a Facebook account without actually doing it.

I think you’re lost, cyclists usually read Jezebel.

STFU man god damn. We all need secrets.

They would sell cars if they offered packages that people actually want : ie : no packages.

That’s all I needed to know, thanks.